Mistletoe journal post

[the_ex_in_excessive]

Okay so since I think I've failed to comment to every mistletoe this month barring the very first one let's play it safe and do The Latest Mistletoe Journal Post Ever for Kodachi Kuno, Ty Lee, and Roxie Richter for... like maybe the one or two people who have any interest in that :|b

Specify who you want in the subject title unless it's like super-obvious (hi Ramona).

Comments

[the_ex_in_xp]

I mean, in theory. I haven't met any, and it's been years...

[sort of looking like she would ask about the girlfriend situation but. Y'know]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

It's not a valid comparison, Ramona. On multiple levels.

[the_ex_in_xp]

What would you compare it to?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Which part?

[the_ex_in_xp]

The part with justifying the homicidal acts of crazy exes, boyfriend or girlfriend.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[just...facepalming/rubbing her eyes/trying not to look at Roxie's gaze but that's okay she's probably still awkwardly not looking at Ramona either. BECAUSE WE ARE BOTH WINNERS]

Rox, how is it out of everybody I've dated you're the one with the biggest damsel complex?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

I do not have a damsel --

[... shutting her mouth and glaring but sort of in an indirect way because yeah. Winners.]

[the_ex_in_xp]

Yes, you do. You did it to me all the time in college. There'd be a guy and you would hospitalize him for something, because you thought beating the crap out of them proved you were this awesome girlfriend.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

... you think that's why I did it?

[the_ex_in_xp]

Yeah. Not that you didn't enjoy violence for its own sake.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

... maybe a little. But only mostly the frat boys.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Uh-huh. And the real reason why you did it was...?

[looks genuinely curious to hear this]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

...

[sorry no sort of opening her mouth to start talking and then closing it and keeping up the not looking at you. Just with extra intensity somehow.]

[the_ex_in_xp]

...never mind. It was stupid of me to ask.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[... oh fuck this looking up and glaring so hard but sort of in a "no fuck you I can do this" way]

Because I was paranoid and insecure and scared, okay?

[the_ex_in_xp]

[liked it better when you openly hating on her, thanks]

Damnit, Roxie...

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Oh, whatever.

[the_ex_in_xp]

[pushes off the tree, starting to leave]

...you were paranoid about what I might be doing with someone else, but you never gave me a chance to prove otherwise.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Wow, you mean paranoia might be a bad thing that negatively affects your judgment? I had no idea!

[the_ex_in_xp]

Your judgment was already pretty fucked up to be dating me.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[leaning against the tree and crossing her arms and taking a moment to try and process how to respond to that]

... whatever. Same to you, honey.

[the_ex_in_xp]

[for a split second looks like she's going to stay and say something else, but after how lousy her apology turned out, she keeps walking]

...Yeah. Merry Christmas, Roxie.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[FINE, GO AND LEAVE JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO I DON'T EVEN CARE (yes I do)]

Merry Christmas, Ramona.