the_ex_in_excessive: (All-purpose blank icon.)
Roxie Richter ([personal profile] the_ex_in_excessive) wrote2010-10-21 11:18 pm

itp: bloodlust

[so between getting turned into a vampire via making out and then getting read the riot act from her ex-girlfriend as a result, it's been the kind of week for one Roxanne Richter that can only be made better by gratuitous violence (and possibly a light snack). If only an obvious target would make its presence known somehow!]

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
God, who even turned you? Who would be lame enough to think "oh, this guy would be great at this?"
capthlock_rage: (Nothing can kill the Grimace.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
That's none of your business!

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[rubbing her eyes/the bridge of her nose in utter frustration]

God, maybe Ramona was right about there being vampire cows...
capthlock_rage: (MEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
--so what if there are?!
capthlock_rage: (Right now I'm kinda like a powder keg.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I mean-- shut up!
capthlock_rage: (Tonight the lone wolf hunts... alone.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not talking to you anymore.

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
So is the standing around like a moron and trying the same attack over and over again thing like a side effect of being bitten by a cow or is that just all you?
capthlock_rage: (If everyone's finished being stupid...)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[eyeroll]

You keep disappearing. What am I supposed to do?

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[facepalming]

I'm just moving too fast for you, and there are a billion ways to change tactics in response to that. You can run away, now.
capthlock_rage: (Zuko is now known as WiiFit.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
... seriously? That's it?

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
It's not worth it. On a ton of levels.
capthlock_rage: (Obviously  you're not a golfer.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well that just makes me feel great. Thanks a lot.

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
... seriously, do you want to get your ass kicked further or something? Because if you do I guess I'll oblige, but seriously. You can't beat me and I can't get a meal out of you.
capthlock_rage: (:/)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just saying you don't have to be a jerk.

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Awww. I'm sorry, where were my manners? Please run away now or else I'll just have to cut you into little tiny pieces. Is that better?
capthlock_rage: (Zuko is now known as WiiFit.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
It's not better and you know it. And I'm leaving because I want to, not because you told me to!

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