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Roxie Richter ([personal profile] the_ex_in_excessive) wrote2010-10-21 11:18 pm
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[so between getting turned into a vampire via making out and then getting read the riot act from her ex-girlfriend as a result, it's been the kind of week for one Roxanne Richter that can only be made better by gratuitous violence (and possibly a light snack). If only an obvious target would make its presence known somehow!]
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capthlock_rage: (I'm definitely having a thought.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-22 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[conveniently, a certain someone was just out on a late-night library run to pick up more Anne Rice. how topical!]

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-22 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[... Anne Rice. Oh fuck no. HAVE SOMETHING OR SOMEONE HEADING RIGHT AT YOU AT AN INCREDIBLY FAST SPEED]
capthlock_rage: (*FIRE IN THE TACO BELL)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-22 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[MY SEXY HEIGHTENED VAMPIRE SENSES ARE TINGLING! have some SURPRISE FIREBENDING, at least enough to let him dodge out of the way]

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-22 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[vanishes and then reappears ten feet behind you :)]

God, really? Of all the people in this camp I had to get the one with mystical emo powers Give me a break.
capthlock_rage: (GTFO THE LAWN OF THE FIRE NATION)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-22 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
You made me drop my books! What's wrong with you?!

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-22 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
What, Anne Rice? I'm doing you a favor.
Edited 2010-10-22 08:15 (UTC)
capthlock_rage: (Right now I'm kinda like a powder keg.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-22 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
They were library books! And they were for research!
capthlock_rage: (If everyone's finished being stupid...)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-22 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Haven't you been paying attention?

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-22 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
So you're reading Anne Rice, the second-worst thing to ever happen to the concept of vampires, to research vampires. You are officially too much of a tool to live.
capthlock_rage: (Right now I'm kinda like a powder keg.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-22 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
The cover said it was popular! At least I'm doing something!

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-22 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I get it! So because a bunch of wannabe goth kids twenty years ago and suburban mothers looking for "danger" like it, that means it's totally valid as a mirror to the culture! Here, how about I give you a little lesson on what vampires are really like? It won't even cost you anything, aside from your pathetic little life!

[CHARGING IN AT YOU EVEN FASTER 'sup]
capthlock_rage: (*FIRE IN THE TACO BELL)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-22 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[FINE, HAVE SOME MORE FIRE]

What are you, some kind of library vigilante?!

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-23 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[darting wide of its arc and then reappearing right next to you :)]

I'm an artist.

[THROWING A PUNCH AT YOUR FACE]
capthlock_rage: (*FIRE IN THE DISCO)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
[OW, MY FACE. let's counter with some more fire because that is clearly working well]

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[vanishing again and then reappearing crouched immediately in front of you so she can try and throw an uppercut riiiiight at your stomach. SHORYUKEN]

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[kicking you over so she can put her foot down on your chest and crouch down, fangs visible now]

I take it that's all you've got, right?
capthlock_rage: (Right now I'm kinda like a powder keg.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[snarls fangily up at her]

That's cheating. I didn't get any magical disappearing powers!

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[............ STOMPING DOWN ON YOU because dammit]

Oh, you've got to be kidding me! Seriously?!
capthlock_rage: (SOMETHING INTENSE IS HAPPENING.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[sdhflshlfhhsg OW]

Seriously what?!

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not even getting a meal out of this! God! You were seriously reading Anne Rice to learn about being a vampire?!
capthlock_rage: (I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
What was I supposed to do?! It's not like it came with instructions! No one handed me a little book and went, "Here, Zuko, have some helpful tips on how to cope with wanting to eat everyone you see!" At least I'm not attacking random strangers!

And quit stepping on me!

[shoves your leg 8(]

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
God, who even turned you? Who would be lame enough to think "oh, this guy would be great at this?"
capthlock_rage: (Nothing can kill the Grimace.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
That's none of your business!

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[rubbing her eyes/the bridge of her nose in utter frustration]

God, maybe Ramona was right about there being vampire cows...
capthlock_rage: (MEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
--so what if there are?!
capthlock_rage: (Right now I'm kinda like a powder keg.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I mean-- shut up!
capthlock_rage: (Tonight the lone wolf hunts... alone.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not talking to you anymore.

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
So is the standing around like a moron and trying the same attack over and over again thing like a side effect of being bitten by a cow or is that just all you?
capthlock_rage: (If everyone's finished being stupid...)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[eyeroll]

You keep disappearing. What am I supposed to do?

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[facepalming]

I'm just moving too fast for you, and there are a billion ways to change tactics in response to that. You can run away, now.
capthlock_rage: (Zuko is now known as WiiFit.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
... seriously? That's it?

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
It's not worth it. On a ton of levels.
capthlock_rage: (Obviously you're not a golfer.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well that just makes me feel great. Thanks a lot.

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
... seriously, do you want to get your ass kicked further or something? Because if you do I guess I'll oblige, but seriously. You can't beat me and I can't get a meal out of you.
capthlock_rage: (:/)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just saying you don't have to be a jerk.

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Awww. I'm sorry, where were my manners? Please run away now or else I'll just have to cut you into little tiny pieces. Is that better?
capthlock_rage: (Zuko is now known as WiiFit.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
It's not better and you know it. And I'm leaving because I want to, not because you told me to!

[STOMP STOMP STOMP]
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