Mistletoe journal post

[the_ex_in_excessive]

Okay so since I think I've failed to comment to every mistletoe this month barring the very first one let's play it safe and do The Latest Mistletoe Journal Post Ever for Kodachi Kuno, Ty Lee, and Roxie Richter for... like maybe the one or two people who have any interest in that :|b

Specify who you want in the subject title unless it's like super-obvious (hi Ramona).

Comments

[the_ex_in_xp]

Now who's pretending?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

You are.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Okay, Roxie. So when you were making out with me on my couch was the next thing on your agenda trying to deal with our "shit" or kill Scott Pilgrim? Because Gideon had everything to do with the last one.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

That's... I don't know, okay?! But I wanted to!

[the_ex_in_xp]

They're sort of mutually exclusive!

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

That's not -- he's not -- how can you --

[just shutting up and glaring really hard at the ground because god fuck this argument]

[the_ex_in_xp]

Because you don't make things better between us by ruining things between him and me. And, seriously, I wouldn't try to kill your girlfriends.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[noooot looking up and not responding to the first part]

[the_ex_in_xp]

I mean, in theory. I haven't met any, and it's been years...

[sort of looking like she would ask about the girlfriend situation but. Y'know]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

It's not a valid comparison, Ramona. On multiple levels.

[the_ex_in_xp]

What would you compare it to?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Which part?

[the_ex_in_xp]

The part with justifying the homicidal acts of crazy exes, boyfriend or girlfriend.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[just...facepalming/rubbing her eyes/trying not to look at Roxie's gaze but that's okay she's probably still awkwardly not looking at Ramona either. BECAUSE WE ARE BOTH WINNERS]

Rox, how is it out of everybody I've dated you're the one with the biggest damsel complex?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

I do not have a damsel --

[... shutting her mouth and glaring but sort of in an indirect way because yeah. Winners.]

[the_ex_in_xp]

Yes, you do. You did it to me all the time in college. There'd be a guy and you would hospitalize him for something, because you thought beating the crap out of them proved you were this awesome girlfriend.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

... you think that's why I did it?

[the_ex_in_xp]

Yeah. Not that you didn't enjoy violence for its own sake.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

... maybe a little. But only mostly the frat boys.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Uh-huh. And the real reason why you did it was...?

[looks genuinely curious to hear this]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

...

[sorry no sort of opening her mouth to start talking and then closing it and keeping up the not looking at you. Just with extra intensity somehow.]

[the_ex_in_xp]

...never mind. It was stupid of me to ask.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[... oh fuck this looking up and glaring so hard but sort of in a "no fuck you I can do this" way]

Because I was paranoid and insecure and scared, okay?

[the_ex_in_xp]

[liked it better when you openly hating on her, thanks]

Damnit, Roxie...