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Roxie Richter ([personal profile] the_ex_in_excessive) wrote2010-10-21 11:18 pm
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[so between getting turned into a vampire via making out and then getting read the riot act from her ex-girlfriend as a result, it's been the kind of week for one Roxanne Richter that can only be made better by gratuitous violence (and possibly a light snack). If only an obvious target would make its presence known somehow!]
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[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not even getting a meal out of this! God! You were seriously reading Anne Rice to learn about being a vampire?!
capthlock_rage: (I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
What was I supposed to do?! It's not like it came with instructions! No one handed me a little book and went, "Here, Zuko, have some helpful tips on how to cope with wanting to eat everyone you see!" At least I'm not attacking random strangers!

And quit stepping on me!

[shoves your leg 8(]

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
God, who even turned you? Who would be lame enough to think "oh, this guy would be great at this?"
capthlock_rage: (Nothing can kill the Grimace.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
That's none of your business!

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[rubbing her eyes/the bridge of her nose in utter frustration]

God, maybe Ramona was right about there being vampire cows...
capthlock_rage: (MEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
--so what if there are?!
capthlock_rage: (Right now I'm kinda like a powder keg.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
I mean-- shut up!
capthlock_rage: (Tonight the lone wolf hunts... alone.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not talking to you anymore.

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
So is the standing around like a moron and trying the same attack over and over again thing like a side effect of being bitten by a cow or is that just all you?
capthlock_rage: (If everyone's finished being stupid...)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[eyeroll]

You keep disappearing. What am I supposed to do?

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[facepalming]

I'm just moving too fast for you, and there are a billion ways to change tactics in response to that. You can run away, now.
capthlock_rage: (Zuko is now known as WiiFit.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
... seriously? That's it?

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
It's not worth it. On a ton of levels.
capthlock_rage: (Obviously you're not a golfer.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well that just makes me feel great. Thanks a lot.

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
... seriously, do you want to get your ass kicked further or something? Because if you do I guess I'll oblige, but seriously. You can't beat me and I can't get a meal out of you.
capthlock_rage: (:/)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just saying you don't have to be a jerk.

[identity profile] lesbeserious.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Awww. I'm sorry, where were my manners? Please run away now or else I'll just have to cut you into little tiny pieces. Is that better?
capthlock_rage: (Zuko is now known as WiiFit.)

[personal profile] capthlock_rage 2010-10-24 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
It's not better and you know it. And I'm leaving because I want to, not because you told me to!

[STOMP STOMP STOMP]
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