Mistletoe journal post

[the_ex_in_excessive]

Okay so since I think I've failed to comment to every mistletoe this month barring the very first one let's play it safe and do The Latest Mistletoe Journal Post Ever for Kodachi Kuno, Ty Lee, and Roxie Richter for... like maybe the one or two people who have any interest in that :|b

Specify who you want in the subject title unless it's like super-obvious (hi Ramona).

Comments

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[there are probably a million horrible things she could respond to the first part with but she's not, you're welcome]

... I don't know.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Me neither, so...

[pulling away a bit]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[augh no no that's both not what she wants and also sort of a thing she doesn't really know what to do about :/]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[you get to throw those million horrible, bitter things you want to say at Ramona and she'll pretty much let you right now, so you're welcome too]

C'mon, don't...

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Don't what, Ramona? Act like this happened? Because it did!

[the_ex_in_xp]

I was going to say "get upset" but...

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Pop quiz, Ramona. Why am I upset?

[the_ex_in_xp]

Look, I said I was sorry, okay? What else do you want me to do?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Why am I upset.

[the_ex_in_xp]

[well there's another wide step back she's taking]

It's your fucking default state of being.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[clenching her fists really hard. Like, If She Hadn't Cut Her Nails Short She'd Be Bleeding Right Now hard.]

Okay, sure. Let's make this about you, then. What is it you're sorry for, really?

[the_ex_in_xp]

[no, let's never make this about me]

Just forget it, Roxie.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

You say that like it's a thing I'm even capable of! Not all of us are able to run away and pretend like the shit we've done to other people doesn't matter anymore, Ramona!

[the_ex_in_xp]

[is clearly on the verge of leaving, especially if this conversation is going to end up with Ramona sporting a baby Jesus halo...]

Who says I was pretending?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[sort of looking away, at... something else. Tacky Christmas ornaments or something.]

Well obviously I do.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Then you were doing a great job of playing along.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because any time I don't you bail. Why do you think I haven't brought up that time on the couch at all?

[the_ex_in_xp]

I don't know, maybe you were saving it for a special occasion.

[hasn't left, but has moved so her back is against the tree trunk]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Wow, brilliant! You've figured out my master plan, Ramona, well done!

[the_ex_in_xp]

Don't you mean Gideon's master plan?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Fuck you. This has nothing to do with him.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Now who's pretending?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

You are.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Okay, Roxie. So when you were making out with me on my couch was the next thing on your agenda trying to deal with our "shit" or kill Scott Pilgrim? Because Gideon had everything to do with the last one.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

That's... I don't know, okay?! But I wanted to!