itp: bloodlust

[the_ex_in_excessive]

[so between getting turned into a vampire via making out and then getting read the riot act from her ex-girlfriend as a result, it's been the kind of week for one Roxanne Richter that can only be made better by gratuitous violence (and possibly a light snack). If only an obvious target would make its presence known somehow!]

Comments

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Oh, I get it! So because a bunch of wannabe goth kids twenty years ago and suburban mothers looking for "danger" like it, that means it's totally valid as a mirror to the culture! Here, how about I give you a little lesson on what vampires are really like? It won't even cost you anything, aside from your pathetic little life!

[CHARGING IN AT YOU EVEN FASTER 'sup]

[capthlock_rage]

[FINE, HAVE SOME MORE FIRE]

What are you, some kind of library vigilante?!

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[darting wide of its arc and then reappearing right next to you :)]

I'm an artist.

[THROWING A PUNCH AT YOUR FACE]

[capthlock_rage]

[OW, MY FACE. let's counter with some more fire because that is clearly working well]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[vanishing again and then reappearing crouched immediately in front of you so she can try and throw an uppercut riiiiight at your stomach. SHORYUKEN]

[capthlock_rage]

[...I hate you]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[kicking you over so she can put her foot down on your chest and crouch down, fangs visible now]

I take it that's all you've got, right?

[capthlock_rage]

[snarls fangily up at her]

That's cheating. I didn't get any magical disappearing powers!

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[............ STOMPING DOWN ON YOU because dammit]

Oh, you've got to be kidding me! Seriously?!

[capthlock_rage]

[sdhflshlfhhsg OW]

Seriously what?!

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

I'm not even getting a meal out of this! God! You were seriously reading Anne Rice to learn about being a vampire?!

[capthlock_rage]

What was I supposed to do?! It's not like it came with instructions! No one handed me a little book and went, "Here, Zuko, have some helpful tips on how to cope with wanting to eat everyone you see!" At least I'm not attacking random strangers!

And quit stepping on me!

[shoves your leg 8(]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

God, who even turned you? Who would be lame enough to think "oh, this guy would be great at this?"

[capthlock_rage]

That's none of your business!

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[rubbing her eyes/the bridge of her nose in utter frustration]

God, maybe Ramona was right about there being vampire cows...

[capthlock_rage]

--so what if there are?!

[capthlock_rage]

I mean-- shut up!

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

... you're kidding me.

[capthlock_rage]

I'm not talking to you anymore.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

So is the standing around like a moron and trying the same attack over and over again thing like a side effect of being bitten by a cow or is that just all you?

[capthlock_rage]

[eyeroll]

You keep disappearing. What am I supposed to do?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[facepalming]

I'm just moving too fast for you, and there are a billion ways to change tactics in response to that. You can run away, now.

[capthlock_rage]

... seriously? That's it?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

It's not worth it. On a ton of levels.

[capthlock_rage]

Well that just makes me feel great. Thanks a lot.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

... seriously, do you want to get your ass kicked further or something? Because if you do I guess I'll oblige, but seriously. You can't beat me and I can't get a meal out of you.

[capthlock_rage]

I'm just saying you don't have to be a jerk.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Awww. I'm sorry, where were my manners? Please run away now or else I'll just have to cut you into little tiny pieces. Is that better?

[capthlock_rage]

It's not better and you know it. And I'm leaving because I want to, not because you told me to!

[STOMP STOMP STOMP]