Mistletoe journal post

[the_ex_in_excessive]

Okay so since I think I've failed to comment to every mistletoe this month barring the very first one let's play it safe and do The Latest Mistletoe Journal Post Ever for Kodachi Kuno, Ty Lee, and Roxie Richter for... like maybe the one or two people who have any interest in that :|b

Specify who you want in the subject title unless it's like super-obvious (hi Ramona).

Comments

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[sort of opening her mouth to answer that but let's not get into how her aunt liked to be an irritating rules lawyer when she was losing when we're nice and intimate here]

Right, yeah...

[the_ex_in_xp]

[yeah, let's not talk about being a sore loser right now]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[... okay, actually a little stunned for a moment in spite of the mistletoe before kissing back because wait what where did that come from]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[dude, your mouth was slightly open, it was practically an invitation]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[... oh yeah how could I forget. Well now that that's out of the way, kissing with a lot more conviction and wrapping an arm around your shoulders for good measure]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[The mistletoe impulse has probably been fulfilled by now, so I'll be opening my eyes and remembering that kissing my evil ex is not something a good protagonist or good girlfriend should be doing...


...any second now!]









[Okay, right after you stop doing that thing with your tongue. It's a little distracting...]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[Distracting in a good way, though. Search your feelings, Ramona Flowers, you know it to be true!]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[Does this make lesbianism the Dark Side? Also, no, distracting in the way that's complicated and will probably end up with lots of bad consequences and yelling and maybe dodging a sword, so excuse me for trying to enjoy this before it all goes to shit :/]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[in that way where the Dark Side is always like way more awesome than the Light Side I guess. And that's actually sort of what Roxie's doing too except she's a little less conscious of that, but she's definitely expecting to not be the one to break the kiss because you're all "oh no it was just a phase and now I'm back to loving immature douchebags again" now]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[for the sake of not starting that tired old argument, is pulling away slowly from the kiss but keeping her forehead against Roxie's, trying to furtively look at her reaction before she makes her next move...

which is not necessarily getting the hell out of dodge and pretending it never happened, but that option is definitely in consideration]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[goddamn it stop doing that, just sort of... taking a moment and catching her breath and trying to figure out how the fuck she's even supposed to react here]

... uh. So...

[the_ex_in_xp]

[clears her throat awkwardly]

Yeah, that...um...

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[... okay, sighing in a way where she's trying to not be annoyed very very hard]

That what?

[the_ex_in_xp]

[plausibility of claiming you tripped and fell on her mouth: 4%]

--was not what I had in mind.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

It was a little sudden.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Right, sorry. I'll cut back on the 'nog.

[of course there's not a hint of booze on her breath, which...you would know]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

You're not drunk and it's... I mean. "Sorry?"

[the_ex_in_xp]

Maybe somebody got me some really awesome mouthwash for the holiday, okay?

And--what, I'm sorry it was sudden and. Just, what do you expect me to say to that?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[there are probably a million horrible things she could respond to the first part with but she's not, you're welcome]

... I don't know.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Me neither, so...

[pulling away a bit]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[augh no no that's both not what she wants and also sort of a thing she doesn't really know what to do about :/]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[you get to throw those million horrible, bitter things you want to say at Ramona and she'll pretty much let you right now, so you're welcome too]

C'mon, don't...

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Don't what, Ramona? Act like this happened? Because it did!

[the_ex_in_xp]

I was going to say "get upset" but...

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Pop quiz, Ramona. Why am I upset?