Mistletoe journal post

[the_ex_in_excessive]

Okay so since I think I've failed to comment to every mistletoe this month barring the very first one let's play it safe and do The Latest Mistletoe Journal Post Ever for Kodachi Kuno, Ty Lee, and Roxie Richter for... like maybe the one or two people who have any interest in that :|b

Specify who you want in the subject title unless it's like super-obvious (hi Ramona).

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[the_ex_in_xp]

I'll take that as a "yes."

[tosses it back in the tree and lowers herself back down]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Even if I hadn't I'm not eating a tree donut.

[taking a step back so you don't lower yourself down on her head]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[still landing within personal space boundaries though, so enjoy that]

So picky. This is why I never went camping with you.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

I'd like to think donuts found in trees aren't exactly something you'd find in the wilderness survival manuals.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Maybe you need to read a Candyland Survival Manual.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[mock-rolling her eyes amusedly and man I do not have the icons for this pleasant conversation stuff]

Of course, how could I have not thought of that?

[the_ex_in_xp]

I don't know. Maybe you're just too much of a city girl at heart.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[chuckling a little and sort of drifting closer without realizing it because goddamnit stupid being lulled into a false sense of not misery]

That's probably a factor, yeah.

[the_ex_in_xp]

[is pretty much inexcusably in Roxie's personal bubble, but drifting closer too]

What are the other factors? You thought Clue was a superior board game?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[yeah but you always do that]

Monopoly. Until someone got annoyed and wrecked the board.

[the_ex_in_xp]

[not always, okay, and not with that slight tilt of the head that's coy and also the sign of a good listener, because that is totally it...listening]

"Someone," huh?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[right, of course it is]

Someone. As in "not always me."

[the_ex_in_xp]

Course not. Why would you ruin all those hotels if you were in the lead?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[sort of opening her mouth to answer that but let's not get into how her aunt liked to be an irritating rules lawyer when she was losing when we're nice and intimate here]

Right, yeah...

[the_ex_in_xp]

[yeah, let's not talk about being a sore loser right now]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[... okay, actually a little stunned for a moment in spite of the mistletoe before kissing back because wait what where did that come from]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[dude, your mouth was slightly open, it was practically an invitation]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[... oh yeah how could I forget. Well now that that's out of the way, kissing with a lot more conviction and wrapping an arm around your shoulders for good measure]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[The mistletoe impulse has probably been fulfilled by now, so I'll be opening my eyes and remembering that kissing my evil ex is not something a good protagonist or good girlfriend should be doing...


...any second now!]









[Okay, right after you stop doing that thing with your tongue. It's a little distracting...]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[Distracting in a good way, though. Search your feelings, Ramona Flowers, you know it to be true!]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[Does this make lesbianism the Dark Side? Also, no, distracting in the way that's complicated and will probably end up with lots of bad consequences and yelling and maybe dodging a sword, so excuse me for trying to enjoy this before it all goes to shit :/]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[in that way where the Dark Side is always like way more awesome than the Light Side I guess. And that's actually sort of what Roxie's doing too except she's a little less conscious of that, but she's definitely expecting to not be the one to break the kiss because you're all "oh no it was just a phase and now I'm back to loving immature douchebags again" now]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[for the sake of not starting that tired old argument, is pulling away slowly from the kiss but keeping her forehead against Roxie's, trying to furtively look at her reaction before she makes her next move...

which is not necessarily getting the hell out of dodge and pretending it never happened, but that option is definitely in consideration]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[goddamn it stop doing that, just sort of... taking a moment and catching her breath and trying to figure out how the fuck she's even supposed to react here]

... uh. So...

[the_ex_in_xp]

[clears her throat awkwardly]

Yeah, that...um...