Mistletoe journal post

[the_ex_in_excessive]

Okay so since I think I've failed to comment to every mistletoe this month barring the very first one let's play it safe and do The Latest Mistletoe Journal Post Ever for Kodachi Kuno, Ty Lee, and Roxie Richter for... like maybe the one or two people who have any interest in that :|b

Specify who you want in the subject title unless it's like super-obvious (hi Ramona).

Comments

[the_ex_in_xp]

I thought those things were memorials for early artists. No "baby's first ninja star" for you?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[and this is my "I am not amused" face :/]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[ignoring that in favor of examining the other ornaments, but still smirks at it]

Whatever, I bet you've got tons of those kind of ornaments they're adorable.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[glowering and staring at the sky]

I don't have any ornaments.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Same difference, dude.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

No, it's not. It's a huge difference.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Because it's not egotistical putting up ornaments with your five year old mug on them if it's your parent's tree, okay. I get it. Still counts.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

I don't put up ornaments! God!

[the_ex_in_xp]

Okay, okay, whatever. It's your family, not you, and it's totally different.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Good. Exactly.

[the_ex_in_xp]

[rolls her eyes and reaches up to check the bottom branch, flicking a popsicle stick snowflake]

But you didn't deny the adorable part.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

I didn't think that was the most important thing to argue about. And they're not.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Yeah, you had to defend your ornament free lifestyle. Really important.

[lifts herself up and keeps rifling through the tree: nutcrackers, something made out of glass, tinsel, paper snowmen, an unfinished glazed donut, some weird fake mistletoe...]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

That's not -- is that a donut? Who the fuck puts a donut in a tree?

[the_ex_in_xp]

Somebody who likes to improvise?

[pulls it down and waves it in front of Roxie] Had breakfast yet?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Get that thing out of my face.

[the_ex_in_xp]

I'll take that as a "yes."

[tosses it back in the tree and lowers herself back down]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Even if I hadn't I'm not eating a tree donut.

[taking a step back so you don't lower yourself down on her head]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[still landing within personal space boundaries though, so enjoy that]

So picky. This is why I never went camping with you.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

I'd like to think donuts found in trees aren't exactly something you'd find in the wilderness survival manuals.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Maybe you need to read a Candyland Survival Manual.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[mock-rolling her eyes amusedly and man I do not have the icons for this pleasant conversation stuff]

Of course, how could I have not thought of that?

[the_ex_in_xp]

I don't know. Maybe you're just too much of a city girl at heart.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[chuckling a little and sort of drifting closer without realizing it because goddamnit stupid being lulled into a false sense of not misery]

That's probably a factor, yeah.

[the_ex_in_xp]

[is pretty much inexcusably in Roxie's personal bubble, but drifting closer too]

What are the other factors? You thought Clue was a superior board game?