Mistletoe journal post

[the_ex_in_excessive]

Okay so since I think I've failed to comment to every mistletoe this month barring the very first one let's play it safe and do The Latest Mistletoe Journal Post Ever for Kodachi Kuno, Ty Lee, and Roxie Richter for... like maybe the one or two people who have any interest in that :|b

Specify who you want in the subject title unless it's like super-obvious (hi Ramona).

Comments

[the_ex_in_xp]

Hey, I didn't say it bored me.

[if you're sulking, I'm off to take a closer look so there]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[not sulking dammit, just realized it was a dumb argument to pursue]

They're just Christmas lights.

[the_ex_in_xp]

[every argument with me is a dumb argument]

Oh darn, for a second there I thought they were for Hanukkah and I was going to get really excited.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Ha.

[okay, now maybe she's sulking a little]

[the_ex_in_xp]

Looks like they stuck ornaments on it too. Kitschy.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[... still walking over and taking a closer look at it, though.]

[the_ex_in_xp]

Elegantly designed Christmas trees are for posers.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

And Thomas Kinkade paintings. Maybe I'm just not into Christmas trees, Ramona.

[the_ex_in_xp]

I thought those things were memorials for early artists. No "baby's first ninja star" for you?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[and this is my "I am not amused" face :/]

[the_ex_in_xp]

[ignoring that in favor of examining the other ornaments, but still smirks at it]

Whatever, I bet you've got tons of those kind of ornaments they're adorable.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

[glowering and staring at the sky]

I don't have any ornaments.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Same difference, dude.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

No, it's not. It's a huge difference.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Because it's not egotistical putting up ornaments with your five year old mug on them if it's your parent's tree, okay. I get it. Still counts.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

I don't put up ornaments! God!

[the_ex_in_xp]

Okay, okay, whatever. It's your family, not you, and it's totally different.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Good. Exactly.

[the_ex_in_xp]

[rolls her eyes and reaches up to check the bottom branch, flicking a popsicle stick snowflake]

But you didn't deny the adorable part.

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

I didn't think that was the most important thing to argue about. And they're not.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Yeah, you had to defend your ornament free lifestyle. Really important.

[lifts herself up and keeps rifling through the tree: nutcrackers, something made out of glass, tinsel, paper snowmen, an unfinished glazed donut, some weird fake mistletoe...]

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

That's not -- is that a donut? Who the fuck puts a donut in a tree?

[the_ex_in_xp]

Somebody who likes to improvise?

[pulls it down and waves it in front of Roxie] Had breakfast yet?

[lesbeserious.livejournal.com]

Get that thing out of my face.

[the_ex_in_xp]

I'll take that as a "yes."

[tosses it back in the tree and lowers herself back down]